NATIONAL ANTHEM

Every morning, on the north side of the island, all citizens are invited to a patriotic sing-along celebrating the equisite beauty of this land we call TATE-BURCHI. All true citizens instinctively finger the orifice of their choice while singing these anthems...

(sung to the tune of Jim Croce's Joy To the World)

A hexagonal grouping
Of islands in the northern sea
Gorgeous purple water
And such yellow sand
A place called Tate-Burchi!

Tate-Burchi Isle
Stay for a while
Wild male models
Frolick in the trees
Come and suckle on a manatee!

(Melody changes/will upload wave file of TB Tabernacle Choir very soon!)

O Magmite Island
We pledge our troth to thee
Your purple water
Will cleanse our needs

We fight for kindness
And break for love
Cherish the fishes
And yoni coves

Wild models prancing
Lite as doves
Manatee milk
Pours from fashion shows above
Prancing!
Dancing!

Magmite Lite
Light
SHINE